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System Requirements
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows (64bit) or Steam Deck
- Processor: 2Ghz
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Graphics: OpenGL 3+ compatible graphics
- Storage: 100 MB available space
- Additional Notes: This game runs well on Steam Deck or Windows
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows (64bit) or Steam Deck
- Processor: 2Ghz
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Graphics: OpenGL 3+ compatible graphics
- Storage: 100 MB available space
- Additional Notes: This game runs well on Steam Deck or Windows
About This Game
Push crates! Attack chickens! Attack more chickens! They're gaining on us, attack the damn chickens!
This cursed, solo-developed Frankenstein of Monkey Island, Chip’s Challenge, Zelda and Power Metal is the bargain-bin D.S. game you missed out on.
Completely custom game engine that allows the merciless slaughtering of chickens to be more realistic, fluid and satisfying than ever before.
Crate pushing, boulder rolling, lock-and-key puzzles that will melt your brain.
Loud, obnoxious Heavy Metal singing every time you do anything of significance that will melt the rest of you.
The cheesiest 16-bit guitar soundtrack with major F-Zero vibes.
An absurdly funny, unique, and utterly insane story.
The world is it’s own super grid puzzle that will melt the melted pile that used to be you.
Sharp combat with customisable difficulty
Hundreds of secrets, shortcuts, collectables and alternate quests
Hidden endings
Completely custom retro engine technology
3-5 hours of gameplay in a tiny, tiny, 30mb download
Redeem your birthright (maybe)
Defeat the Blacklord (even maybier)
Probably the only 3D game, engine, art and soundtrack ever attempted by a single person which must be worth a look, right? Did I mention you fight chooks?
When a blacksmith’s birthright is stolen by evil Blacklords, he must draw upon the might of some sword he found..
It matters not that he knows not what any of it is —all he knows is that his new Sword has a power that is apparent and indisputable. Is it the power to slice? To dice, cut things, or be sheathed? He’ll need to find out if he’s to bring the Blacklord to justice.
This absurd comedy adventure’s entire game engine, code, art, story, and soundtrack were custom made by one guy to give the look and feel of a missing gem from the early 00’s.
It’s full of puzzles, chuckles, and tough combat. Or cruisy combat, if you’d prefer. It’s the perfect way to spend a lazy Sunday afternoon or an intense Sunday evening.
The new version, The Extended Edition, brings a nearly twice-as-big world with tonnes of extra puzzles, secrets, enemies, jokes, story elements, quality-of-life improvements, movement and combat tweaks, and improvements to graphics and sound.