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Noobs Want to Live

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Noobs Want to Live
Noobs Want to Live is a fast-paced roguelike featuring several characters and a large pool of skills to choose from (that synergize with one another, too!) Fight, kill, grow. Each run is a new chance to create a steamrolling build!

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System Requirements

Windows
Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows 7 64bit
  • Processor: Intel Pentium 4 processor or later that's SSE2 capable
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Intel UHD 630
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
Recommended:
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: Intel® Core™ i5 Processors
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1650
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 1 GB available space

About This Game

We have it all (or some)! The sword master hero, the fireball totting maiden, a mechanically adept summoner, a great yellow canine who literally creates gold, a master of bacon... Well, each character is unique, to say the least!

Finely crafted cardboard cutout characters give the game a unique and fun feel as you fight your way to godhood! Come and give the monsters a whack as you blow up the screen with fireballs and black holes, and then some!

Master specific skills that create synergies with one another to cause mayhem and destruction. In Peachville, 1+1 is not 2, it is at least 4.5! What devastating synergies are there, you ask? You'll just have to figure that out for yourself! How many synergies can you find today?

Rabbits, ducks...... strange and interesting poultry have a hundred skills with armed evolution and treatment suppression both.

Each upgrade may be what takes you from wimp to hero! Spend gold to reroll your skill selections! Oh, and gain meta-progression in the shape of talent points to make your runs easier as you progress!

Game Details

Product Type
Game
Franchise
Lightning Games
Release Date
14-02-2023
Publishers
Recent Reviews
5
All Reviews
Very Positive (4.70k)
User Rating
88.85%
Current Average Daily CCU
9
Wishlists
Followers
10.02k
Genres
ActionAdventureCasualIndie
Tags
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Original Price
$4.99
Current Price
$4.99
Gross Revenue
$1.30m
Units Sold
409.40k
Player Modes
Single-player
Features
Steam AchievementsSteam CloudStatsFamily Sharing
Controller Support
Partial Controller Support

Game Performance

DLC Performance

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