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Thirsty Suitors

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Thirsty Suitors
Thirsty Suitors is a surreal story-driven game which throws turn-based RPG battles, skating and over-the-top cooking mechanics together in a spicy fusion! This isn't a dating sim - it's a breakup simulator. Battle your exes. Disappoint your parents. Find yourself.

Game Assets

System Requirements

Windows
Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 10 / 11
  • Processor: Intel Core i3-2100 or AMD Phenom II X4 965
  • Memory: 6 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 750 Ti, 2 GB or AMD Radeon HD 6950, 2 GB or Intel Arc A380, 6 GB
Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 10 / 11
  • Processor: Intel Core i5-3470 or AMD FX-8350
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 960, 4 GB or AMD Radeon RX 570, 4 GB or Intel Arc A750, 8 GB

About This Game

Battle Your Exes. Disappoint Your Parents. Find Yourself.


The year is 199X. The power fantasy is BEING A ROMANTIC TRASHFIRE IN HUMAN FORM. The final boss? Your TERRIFYING GRANDMOTHER. It's about to get MESSY.

Outerloop Games presents Thirsty Suitors - a stylish, chaotic, heartfelt interactive drama about first loves, family, friendship and forgiveness. It will make you laugh. It will make you cry. It will make you want to text that one ex... Yes. You know the one.



Confront your hot but toxic exes in spicy fully-voiced PSYCHODRAMA BATTLES. Reveal your messy break-ups through NARRATIVE COMBAT mechanics which put a new twist on the turn-based RPG. Taunt opponents to discover their emotional weaknesses, and exploit them! Enrage, shock and impress your exes, or flirt with them to throw them off…


Try to win your parents' approval and AVOID EMOTIONAL TRAPS in over-the-top cooking segments full of delicious South Asian recipes. Skate, grind and wall-run away your COMPLICATED FEELINGS. Find yourself as you return home to the small town of Timber Hills - full of gossiping aunties, parental expectations and the consequences of your past mistakes.


As JALA - choose to be a HEARTBREAKER, STAR or BOHEMIAN - your THIRSTSONA affects your combat build and shapes narrative outcomes.

Each battle in Thirsty Suitors is a chance for growth and reconciliation - but how you get there? That's up to you.

Game Details

Product Type
Game
Franchise
Annapurna Interactive
Release Date
02-11-2023
Developers
Recent Reviews
3
All Reviews
Very Positive (229)
User Rating
96.94%
Current Average Daily CCU
2
Wishlists
Followers
4.14k
Genres
ActionAdventureRPG
Tags
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Original Price
$29.99
Current Price
$29.99
Gross Revenue
$100.81k
Units Sold
4.91k
Player Modes
Single-player
Features
Steam AchievementsSteam Trading CardsSteam CloudFamily Sharing
Controller Support
Full controller support

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DLC Performance

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