Bonkey Trek Quimdung Edition

Haven't played Bonkey Trek before? You say you are somewhat aware of the cultural phenomenon that awaits you but don't want spoilers below and want to go in blind?
See what critics have to say, and then hit "Purchase" now that you've got nothing to fear:

"One of my favorite graphical adventure games" - Tim Rogers, Action Button
"Game of the Year 2016" - Geek.com
"Stretching the definition of what a game can be" - Brandon Sheffield, Gamasutra

Oh, and for those of you that HAVE played Bonkey Trek before? Think you've seen it all? Muster some of those chilli pepper addled braincells to rethink your position.
Bonkey Trek QD Edition is made FOR you, the franchise die hard fans. That moment when you discover "that" new item for the first time is reason alone enough to dive back in. But there's so much more. Brand new eyebrow raising achievements that will have you reaching new highs in the desert that you never thought were possible. And that's not all...

Spoilers ahead, brave traveller...

Blending the finest in Choose-Your-Own-Adventure scenarios, roguelike "new every time" gameplay, and cutting edge old-school graphics that will have your head spinning, this is one of those kind of games you can never forget playing, even if you have amnesia.

Your objective - IF you are brave enough to dare meet this deadly venture: Reach the city in as few turns as possible. Pat, Hit, or Slam your beloved Bonkey to make the Bonkey move forward. Being aggressive to your Bonkey will make it cover more ground but can have dire consequences! Bonkey will lose weight as it walks. Click on your knapsack to open the inventory and drag the yummy food into Bonkey's mouth to feed it, filling it with vim and vigor. Some food is better than others! Along the way, you will encounter many different special events. There are many perils on this journey, but IF you can make your way home, you will be treated to a feast of splendor which you can only imagine in your wildest dreams.