| 2021-03-31 | | first Early Access patch |
| 2021-04-03 | | Brief updates Saturday |
| 2021-04-10 | | Stuff |
| 2021-04-18 | | Update notes for April 18 |
| 2021-04-24 | | Boss1 stuff, new clothes, miscelanea |
| 2021-05-01 | | Patch notes for 5-1 |
| 2021-05-08 | | Patch notes for May 8 |
| 2021-05-10 | | brief one |
| 2021-05-14 | | Patch notes for May 14 |
| 2021-05-22 | | Patch notes for May 22 |
| 2021-05-30 | | Update notes for May 30 |
| 2021-06-07 | | Update Notes June 6 |
| 2021-06-12 | | Patch Notes for June 12 |
| 2021-06-19 | | Patch notes for June 19 |
| 2021-06-27 | | Patch Notes June 27 |
| 2021-07-04 | | Patch notes for July 4 |
| 2021-07-10 | | Patch notes for July 10 |
| 2021-07-14 | | Quick patch July 14 |
| 2021-07-18 | | Update notes for July 18 |
| 2021-07-24 | | Patch notes for July 24 |
| 2021-08-08 | | August 8 Update |
| 2021-08-21 | | Patch notes for August 21 |
| 2021-08-29 | | Patch Notes for August 29 |
| 2021-09-06 | | Patch notes for September 5 |
| 2021-09-11 | | Brief patch for September 11 |
| 2021-09-12 | | Brief Physics update |
| 2021-09-19 | | Patch Notes for September 18 |
| 2021-09-26 | | Patch notes for September 26 |
| 2021-10-03 | | Patch notes for October 3 |
| 2021-10-11 | | Patch notes 10/10 |
| 2021-10-18 | | Patch notes for October 17 |
| 2021-11-01 | | Patch notes for October 31 |
| 2021-11-08 | | Patch notes for November 7 |
| 2021-11-11 | | Quick Patch - November 10 |
| 2021-11-22 | | Patch notes for November 21 |
| 2021-12-19 | | Patch Notes for December 19 |
| 2022-01-09 | | Happy new year! (or: Patch notes for January 9) |
| 2022-01-13 | | Brief midweek patch |
| 2022-01-17 | | Late 1/17 weekend patch |
| 2022-01-25 | | Patch Notes Jan 24 |
| 2022-02-13 | | Patch notes Feb. 13 |
| 2022-02-22 | | Patch notes v0.21 |
| 2022-04-01 | | Patch notes April One! |
| 2022-04-10 | | Patch notes for April 4 |
| 2022-04-17 | | Patch notes for v0.33 |
| 2022-05-08 | | Patch notes for v0.34 |
| 2022-05-14 | | Patch notes for v0.35 |
| 2022-06-02 | | Patch notes for v0.36 |
| 2022-06-11 | | Patch Notes for v0.36b |
| 2022-06-25 | | New goals for Early Access (also, patch notes for v0.5) |
| 2022-07-09 | | Patch notes for version ... I forgot to set the version code. But there's news! |
| 2022-07-17 | | Patch notes for PLEASE DONT KILL ME BUT I CHANGED THE SHOP A LOT(or patch v0.52) |
| 2022-07-25 | | Patch notes for... lets skip the patch name, shall we? |
| 2022-07-31 | | Patch notes for v0.55 |
| 2022-08-16 | | Patch notes v0.56 |
| 2022-08-28 | | Patch Notes v0.57 |
| 2022-09-11 | | Patch Notes v 0.58 |
| 2022-09-16 | | Patch notes for v 0.58... again? |
| 2022-09-25 | | Patch Notes for v0.60 |
| 2022-10-09 | | Patch notes for v0.61 - it's all about ammo |
| 2022-10-16 | | -=Patch notes v0.62=- |
| 2022-10-31 | | Patch notes for v0.63 |
| 2022-11-19 | | Patch notes for v0.65 (or god I hope there's no loose ties on it) |
| 2022-11-27 | | Patch notes for v 0.66 - Weapon Upgrades! |
| 2022-12-11 | | Patch Notes for v 0.67 |
| 2022-12-18 | | Patch notes v0.69 |
| 2022-12-31 | | Happy New Year! (Also patch notes v0.70) |
| 2023-01-15 | | Patch notes for v0.71 |
| 2023-01-31 | | brief patch notes for v0.72 |
| 2023-02-14 | | Patch notes for v0.73 |
| 2023-02-22 | | Patch notes for v0.74 |
| 2023-03-12 | | -=Patch notes for v0.75=- |
| 2023-03-14 | | Patch 0.75b |
| 2023-03-15 | | Patch 0.75c |
| 2023-03-22 | | Patch 0.76 |
| 2023-04-01 | | Patch 0.77 - The new beginning |
| 2023-04-24 | | -=Patch v0.78=- |
| 2023-04-24 | | Brief patch, significant things |
| 2023-04-29 | | Patch notes for v0.79 |
| 2023-05-06 | | Patch notes for v0.80 |
| 2023-05-13 | | Patch v0.81 |
| 2023-05-20 | | Patch notes for v0.82 |
| 2023-05-27 | | -=Patch Notes for v0.83=- |
| 2023-06-01 | | -=Patch notes for v 0.84=- |
| 2023-06-10 | | -Patch notes for v0.85- |
| 2023-06-18 | | Patch notes for v0.86 |
| 2023-06-26 | | Achievements? |
| 2023-06-30 | | -=Patch v0.88d=- |
| 2023-07-15 | | -=Patch Notes v0.89=- |
| 2023-07-29 | | Patch Notes for v 0.90 |
| 2023-08-12 | | Patch Notes for v 0.91 |
| 2023-08-20 | | v 0.91b |
| 2023-08-29 | | Patch 0.92 |
| 2023-09-04 | | -=Patch notes v0.93=- |
| 2023-09-16 | | -==Patch notes for v0.94==- |
| 2023-09-24 | | -= Patch v0.95 =- |
| 2023-10-01 | | Patch notes v0.96 |
| 2023-10-07 | | -== Patch Notes for v0.97 ==- |
| 2023-10-21 | | Patch notes for v 0.98: "The Finale" |
| 2023-11-13 | | Patch notes for v0.98f, final release date |
| 2023-11-25 | | -=Patch notes for v0.98gal=- |
| 2023-12-16 | | -=Patch notes for v0.98gurper=- |
| 2023-12-24 | | Merry Xmas! |
| 2023-12-31 | | Patch 0.99 - Happy new year! |
| 2024-01-15 | | Patch notes for v0.99gnome |
| 2024-01-28 | | v0.99gordon |
| 2024-02-14 | | Happy Valentine’s! Patch 0.99 jill |
| 2024-02-25 | | --== Patch notes for v0.99 jill3 ==-- |
| 2024-03-02 | | -=Patch notes for v 0.999 |
| 2024-03-21 | | --== Patch notes for v1.0 - Release! ==-- |
| 2024-03-21 | Released | The game is officially released |
| 2024-03-24 | | shhh!!! |
| 2026-06-04 | Early Access | |
| 2026-08-28 | | |